
Last Friday night, I took two of my friends to the Doorknob of the Universe**. On the way back, I couldn’t help but wonder how that entire experience was discovered and then evolved. In my head, I guess someone just happened upon it by keen observational skills or a well-placed drunken collapse.
The most curious part happened after that, though, when said person thought: “man, this is amazing. I have to bring someone else to see this.” And then, either that modern-day Christopher Columbus or someone else who came along on later trips said, “wouldn’t this be even more delightful if people were blindfolded?!?” And so, in some valiant attempt to create even more spontaneity, they went racing for their bandannas.
That’s the nature of a truly special experience: it happens to someone and then sends them racing to bring other people to it. Along the way, they try to think of everything they can to make it even more exciting for whoever they bring along with them.
I think there is an obvious correlation here for the Church (the people, not the institution). When an experience with God truly moves us, it sends us running to find other people who we also want to enjoy it, and it sends our minds searching for the right words, the right way and the right place in which to create that kind of moment.

**I apologize for my vagueness about the DotU. I cannot reveal more about what it is, however, if you don’t know and you come to Oxford, I will gladly blindfold you and take you there too.
In an effort to shed a little bit more light on the Doorknob, I will record below a condensed version of a conversation that has happened several times here in the Velvet Ditch.
Person 1: (bored) What are we going to do now?
Person 2: (excited) We should go to the Doorknob of the Universe!
P1: What’s that?
P2: It’s the Doorknob of the Universe.
P1: Funny. No really, what is it?
P2: (being a jerk now) I already said, it’s the Doorknob of the Universe.
P1: Where is it?
P2: Can’t say. It’s the Doorknob of the Universe.
P1: Cute. How do we get there?
P2: I’ll drive you there. But you have to be blindfolded.
P1: Why?
P2: Because it’s the…
P1: …I know I know I know. You are a child.
…….and later….
P2: (reduced to begging, wins)